My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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