Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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