have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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