Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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