Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
