bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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