dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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