"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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