Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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