so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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Oh Jesus.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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