Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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