would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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