You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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