Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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