it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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