Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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