Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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