ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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