Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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