Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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