Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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