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Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
so much tequila, so little girl.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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