Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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