she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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