Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(757): View more from Virginia

if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby

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(540): View more from Virginia

She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.

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(310): View more from California

Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement

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oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.

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(210): View more from Texas

I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.

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(407): View more from Florida

I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever

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(620): View more from Kansas

Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving

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(518): View more from New York

He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...

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