I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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