we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I think people are normalizing furries
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