Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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