She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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