? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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