I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Dick very happy bro
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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