Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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