even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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