whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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