I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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