My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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