TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
it's like heaven, but drunker
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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