Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize