Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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