Small penises have feelings too.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Randomize
