yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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