the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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