I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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