butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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