Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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