I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Randomize