Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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