Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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