:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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