True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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