i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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