ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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