normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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